I knew that if I bought the t-shirt and upgraded to Pro, one of the many-headed Blogger Gods would notice me. The checks cleared and my prayers were answered. Now if St. Rocco would just clear up this weeping sore on my leg, I could quit groveling for awhile.

UPDATE: It's ringworm! Yaaaaaaahhh! SECOND UPDATE: Ringworm has nothing to do with worms, it's a fungus.