Hooray! We're not dead from salmonella. — Eden M. Kennedy

Eden M. Kennedy has acted impulsively in ways she now regrets.

Hooray! We're not dead from salmonella.

Jack used some of the veal reduction to try to save a couple of really shitty pieces of meat (didn't work). To distract ourselves from facing the fact that we think we're too poor to buy good meat but we'll pour $20-an-ounce truffle oil on our organic baby carrots, we watched Mulholland Drive. I totally dug it, but Jack had a fit. Credits rolled and I was like, That was awesome! and Jack did this real slooow take and said to me, Okay, when you wake up from your art school-induced coma, you can explain to me what the fuck just happened. For the record, I did not go to art school, I'm liberal arts all the way, a BA in philosophy is great training for being on unemployment, making fudge, building a web site, and knitting your ass off.

I could be wrong

It's okay if he has a little syrup, too

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